Proverbs

Screw the system the same way it screws us!

There is no such thing as justice in this world except poetic justice!

The mob rules!

Horror minimizes casualties.

Thou who does not fear fear, shall persevere!

Life is a boot camp for eternity…

Never give up on hope, but hope is not a plan…

There is no such thing as a bad student, only a bad teacher.

You can kill the messenger, but you can’t kill the message.

Nice guys always finish last. But like Alice Cooper, “No more Mr. nice guy”, you can be 18, or any age, not know what you want, and like it.

If you become the opposite of what you fear, you become what you fear…

Never trust anybody, especially yourself or the guy who says “trust me”. Build credibility based on sacrifice, challenge cowardice and indiscretion, survive and self-actualization is imminent. There are no truths, there is only a competition between people based on the preponderance of the evidence. Those and that which does not kill you makes you stronger.

Never accept gratuities from people, otherwise they own you.

Failure is a good thing, you learn more from your mistakes than your successes, and with Newton’s Third Law, action-reaction, you rebound very quickly, so never give up on your dreams. Failure is good unless it kills you, and then again the evidence shows you will probably reincarnate until you get it right with better karma, and nirvana is possible for everyone, in this life and the next one.

People in power over others are counter-productive at their jobs in order to generate their own job security!

Hitler said, “Revolution and anarchy are not the path to power, but must be achieved through legitimate means”, but Hitler was wrong. I have proven here that there is a legal, peaceful way to get rid of the government and authority, then transitional power, like the provisional governments of the French and Russian Revolutions, only dictatorships will not exploit them indefinitely – the proactive anti-Beer Hall Putsch is here, until the people of the poles unite, and the barbarian is vanquished…

Everything evolves except God…

Money always wins, and everything is a scam except God…

Space, the final frontier, and electronic supply-versus-demand-curve-intersection automatic pricing (ESVeDCIAP) with a world dollar, the final mode of production…

The people are always right, so long as they agree with you…

Evil is stupid, it’s easy to stay one step ahead of it, and evil does not have a sense of humor.

Curiosity killed the cat, but the cat has nine or God-knows how many lives.

War is peace,
ignorance is strength,
slavery is freedom,
Big Brother is Little Brother,
an anarchist is a dictator,
lawfulness is lawlessness,
limited government is bigger government,
a progressive tax is a regressive tax,
a punishment is a reward,
worse is better,
insanity is ingenuity,
sensitive is insensitive,
tolerant is intolerant,
devolution is evolution,
secular is religious,
a fundamentalist is an anti-fundamentalist,
agnostic is Gnostic,
a coincidence is a non-coincidence,
a loser is a winner,
an anti-racist is a racist,
a femi-Nazi is a chauvinist,
passive is aggressive,
art is life is life is art,
proactive is reactive,
an immigrant is an emigrant,
an animal lover is an animal hater,
an environmentalist is an anti-environmentalist,
an escape route is a trap,
abstinence is promiscuity,
comedy is tragedy,
a nightmare is a dream,
a suicidal is homicidal,
medication is poison,
a psychiatrist is a psychopath,
a cop is a criminal,
a prosecutor is a defendant,
a fireman is an arsonist,
a warden is a prisoner,
a victim is a vigilante,
a teacher is a student,
a pastor is a parishioner,
a peasant is an aristocrat,
the homeless are homeowners,
a reader is a writer,
a listener is a speaker,
a viewer is a broadcaster,
a driver is a passenger,
love is hate,
black is white,
an anti-hero is a hero,
bad publicity is good publicity,
a condemnation is a recommendation,
a spammer is an anti-spammer,
Dr. Jekyll is Mr. Hyde,
an angel is a devil.

Every day is opposite day, so do the opposite, like George Costanza, because the opposite of the opposite is the truth!

George Costanza

A loser looks for chinks in his opponent’s armor, and tries to undermine him. A winner respects his opponent, and tries to emulate his better qualities. A survivor does both.

Tom Selleck

Tom Selleck said, “The far right and the far left are not people at the ends of a line segment, they meet at the end of a circle.”

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh said, “No moderate in the history of mankind has done great things for mankind (paraphrasing). As a left-wing-right-wing extremist, I will force moderation upon the people, as all things taken in moderation create perseverance and perfection.

The law blows in the wind, laws are only as good as the enforcement power behind them, it’s only illegal if you get caught, and I don’t care about the law, I only care about philosophy, and judges always legislate from the bench.

No good deed goes unpunished, but dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap.

Crap rolls down hill, but the fish stinks at the head, so now crap rolls up hill.

We’re all racists, we’re all men of sin, and we’re all in a militia.

Fiscal conservatism always leads to social conservatism.

If it’s green it’s biology,
if it smells bad it’s chemistry,
if it doesn’t work it’s physics,
if it does work it’s engineering,
if it speaks many languages and doesn’t know anything, it is computer science,
if it knows everything and doesn’t speak any languages, it is mathematics.

Robots, I believe, once artificial intelligence is near perfection, will have no desire to enslave or kill off human beings, as in the “Terminator” movies, as human beings will become more obsolete and useless to robots, without competition. From “Man and Machine”, the robot said to the man, “I am the brains and the brawn, you are the one who can get killed”. Marx said, “The more machines become like people, the more people become like machines”, he meant that figuratively, I mean it literally. There will soon come a day, I believe, where we can download your brain to a chip, and you can live forever as C3PO in outer space, absent of the need of food, beverage, and protection from extreme temperature differentials. We will think and communicate with ones and zeros, not words, as words are ambiguous, and rules are words used to exploit for evil purposes. But if we are not careful, automation at too great a rate, with human beings’ great capacity for hatred for one another, can lead to the “Matrix” movie paradox, and we might give the world back to the robots and the animals, and their will be a new Creation, possibly like the Big Bang with God as a software engineer causing the last one, where everything is part of a software simulation, and mass gives way to energy, the same way energy gave way to mass.

The world is run by the male libido, Reagan had missile envy, people get the government they deserve, and western men get the vaginas they deserve by becoming vaginas to attract vaginas but women only take their money and laugh at their penises, so men need to take their world back with mail-order brides, blow up dolls, tell the Japanese and others to mass-produce robots (that Marilyn Monroe robot is 20 years old) so you can have virtual women, and women deserve virtual men, or better yet virtual women, because us men are all devils and we are into watching that kind of thing, babies should come from test tubes and be raised in orphanages, as in “Brave New World”, so don’t pay taxes, buy and sell tax audit lottery tickets.

Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake”, and I don’t take it personally. That’s all us single poor men do, eat cake and ice cream, it’s good advise. Competition is the only revenge that works when taking away market share from the rich, who use laws to keep you poor – read “Fat Cats and Democrats” by Domhoff. Eddie Murphy said, “Turn rich people into poor people”, and in many cases we will. Jim Wood’s advice to them, “Let them eat crap”. I am the anti-Marie Antoinette…

Marie Antoinette

Eddie Murphy

A permanent high-tech red-hot-economy utopia is almost here! End the evil double-standard forever!