Prostitution Conviction Relief

If you are convicted of pandering, prostitution, or soliciting a prostitute, you might become wealthy. Public law enforcement loves to go after victimless crimes because they are lazy, evil, stupid cowards, trying to fill a quota and get money from the state for imprisonment, with an easy plea bargain or short trial, with less violent offenders while allowing violent offenders to rape, plunder, and pillage. Right now there is more demand for more paid intercourse than ever before, lack thereof because of a bad economy, psychotropic drugs, and a Puritanical environment because of big government, leading to more crime and serious psychological consequences.

Heidi Fleiss
Heidi Fleiss in all her glory in 1993, too bad her pandering conviction was over-turned because of vote trading and infractions by her jury, we’ll have to put her back to work.

There is language you can use to out-smart the authorities when negotiating prostitution, but it is good to get busted, as it bankrupts the system and if you donate here, and can verify a court record of a conviction, you will win relief. Your percentage of all the winners, multiplied by 60% of the total amount donated for that month, will be the amount you win, and you can brag about your success, until we force the legalization of prostitution.

If you donated here and are convicted of any prostitution crime anywhere in the U.S., contact us here with the PayPal e-mail address you registered with and copies of proof of your conviction (eg. and you will be rewarded with a settlement by no later than the end on the ensuing month based on calculations for the month you submit your appeal for the award. Browse and upload documents that verify your conviction and we will confirm, and we will get back to you shortly.

Any attempt by PayPal to suspend this account, even though compliant with their Terms of Service, will lead to law suits against PayPal, with leverage against major corporations. I don’t have property, they do, and we will simply sign up with a different e-mail address, different fluctuations of my name or co-workers name, same or different final four numbers of the Social Security Number, and create a world wide customer service nightmare for PayPal knowing they cannot change their Terms of Service fast enough, potentially bankrupt them because of the high cost of customer service, lose market share because of now new competition, and our customers at Anarchy Forever will be compensated no matter what as verification of charity allotment because of low risk with donations and virtually no charge-backs, and we can persevere because of the low cost of discussion board customer service, causing smaller players to steal major market share from larger players.

Your Name (required)

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Last four digits of Social Security Number (required)

Explain your conviction because of prostitution/solicitation of prostitution/pandering

Upload documentation verifying conviction/police record (required)

May we use you for a testimonial if you are awarded charity?

A permanent high-tech red-hot-economy utopia is almost here! End the evil double-standard forever!